i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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