Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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