DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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