I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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