I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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