i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like a drive thru vagina
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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