I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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