I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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