it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
