well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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