what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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