There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
