Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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