God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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