I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just pee around me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
