Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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