I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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