ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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