Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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