Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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