Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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