In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
