Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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