How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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