bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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