How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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