Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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