Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
