no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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