For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
