Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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