i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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