i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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