Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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