Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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