if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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