I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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