operation have a gay friend backfired
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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