Only a mothe r could love this liver
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you would pick up someone in the library
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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