But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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