I feel like abortions should bother me more
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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