whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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