we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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