You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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