At least make sure they are 18
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it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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