Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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