i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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