So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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