I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
