He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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